Anybody in this country who follows politics - or doesn't for that matter - will know just how much the French love their opinion polls.
Barely a week seems to go by without TNS Sofres, OpinionWay, Ipsos and the like telling us that, for example, Sarkozy's popularity is at an all-time low/stagnant/on the up. Or the Socialist party's presidential candidate François Hollande would win an election if it were held next Sunday (useful that). Maybe it's one showing the frightening level of support there is for the Front National's Marine LaPen.
And so on and so forth.
It's not entirely unexpected perhaps given that both presidential and legislative elections are due in France next year.
But a recent opinion poll conducted by Harris takes rather a...well...different slant on all things political.
Not surprising really as it was commissioned by the (A, B, C and D-list) celebrity weekly magazine Closer - not exactly known for its grasp of political affairs.
Well they were along the lines of "Which of the male pretenders - both declared and, in some cases, no longer in the running - would you most like to spend the night with?" Or "With whom would you like to spend your life?" And "Which one makes you fantasise the most?"
Yes they really were that banal.
Just for the record the "winner" in each category was the Socialist party parliamentarian and former candidate in the party's primary, Arnaud Montebourg.
Arnaud Montebourg (from Wikipedia)
Runner up was fellow Socialist party politician who as also a candidate in the primary; Manuel Valls.
Both men are 49 - so perhaps youth played a factor!
The incumbent limped in third - still ahead of MoDem's François Bayrou and Hollande.
When the question was turned around to discover which female candidate (again both declared and no longer in the running) was the one most men would fantasise over...well guess who came out top!
Here's a clue. She was an also-ran in the very same Socialist party primary as Hollande, Montebourg and Valls, has four children by one of them, is NOT the mayor of Lille AND was the party's candidate in the 2007 presidential elections.
For the complete poll - and remember it's definitely not to be taken seriously - scoot over to Closer and discover, among other things, the presidential candidate seen as the most "show biz" (no prizes for guessing), the women who would make the best first lady and how much the the arrival of Giulia "moved" potential voters.
Now, who would you...no perhaps it's a question better left unasked.